| My brother: | way to pick up your phone last night fag |
| Me: | Hey |
| My brother: | (Autoreply) fuck [redacted] out again, cell |
| My brother: | hey |
| Me: | This is Heather... |
| My brother: | huh |
| Me: | Pretty sure you didn't call me last night. |
| My brother: | heather who |
| Me: | Rivers? |
| My brother: | what |