web developer,
programmer,
graphic designer,
photographer,
traveler,
amplifier,
themer,
locuteur,
студентка,
and all-around ne'er-do-well.
heather.rivers @ gmail.com
Custom Tumblr Themes »
…I am pleased to announce Tumblr Themes. It may not be better than the other options just yet (there are only about 40 themes listed right now, but I’m adding as many as I can find), but it will be. This is why:
- A Tumblr theme directory should really be powered by Tumblr, don’t you think?
- It offers the ability to filter the themes by the number of columns, the colours they use, whether it’s a wide or narrow theme, and the creator. You’re not limited to just click a “previous entries” until you find something passable.
- This is awesome.
Agreed, this is awesome.
Age 19, hopefully very high
| My brother: | way to pick up your phone last night fag |
| Me: | Hey |
| My brother: | (Autoreply) fuck [redacted] out again, cell |
| My brother: | hey |
| Me: | This is Heather... |
| My brother: | huh |
| Me: | Pretty sure you didn't call me last night. |
| My brother: | heather who |
| Me: | Rivers? |
| My brother: | what |
Ani Difranco
“You Had Time”
Out of Range
A very old, sad favorite.
Robert sent me this video from Têtes à Claques to demonstrate the French Canadian accent.
“T’arrêtes de nous bullshitter Uncle tom là!” Ben je comprends parfaitement ton skepticism. Mais check ben le demonstration qu’on va te montrer.
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“Ben depuis que Le Willi Waller 2006 est entré dans ma vie là euh, ben moi euh, ben j’sais pas.”
“Because nothing says ‘keep that aspirin between your legs, girls’ like a hot dog social with John McCain.”
DUDE…dude-Heather is scary, dude.
(From U St. Andrews: Face of the Future, which is top notch frivolity)
Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast »
pica:
Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “The Huddlesfield Express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.
“I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs and the changing shades emanating outwards from the black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big-Bang”. “It’s the beginning of the world” he added excitedly.
Hey look, another theme from me. This is really low-key (boring?), even for my love of all things minimal. I suppose that’s why I named it Content is King.
Hey look, another theme from tc that I lurve for its minimalism